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Ron White disc golf joke

Postby papparoc » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:19 am

I was watching a Ron White comedy show last night. It was like a salute to the military. He was talking about Tiger Woods sleeping around. The joke was if you don't want your man sleeping around, . Don't be with a pro golfer be with a frisbee golfer. or something like that.
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Postby Single L » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:05 pm

A - Not a Blue Collar Comedy Fan (so this is the first I'm hearing of said joke)
B - Hate it when people mess up jokes ....


"If you don’t want to be the wife in this situation, don’t marry the world’s best golfer, marry the world’s best Frisbee golfer. He’ll have fewer opportunities to stray."
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Postby GDL17921 » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:14 pm

Word on the street is back in the day Climo used to show up at the course with multiple strippers, whenever that fat tater salad eatin' f&cker gets done...... :lol:
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Postby 10up » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:43 pm

are you mad because you're a frisbee golfer or because you're married?
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Postby irban » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:49 pm

GDL17921 wrote:Word on the street is back in the day Climo used to show up at the course with multiple strippers, whenever that fat tater salad eatin' f&cker gets done...... :lol:

Didn't Stokely take up with a stripper? Maybe he met her through Ken. I also heard he was doing porn, so maybe it's all rumor. He had a hotty with him back in the day, when he did the throwing clinic at Ewing.

edit: I meant throwing clinic at Walnut. Pretty fun, random draw doubles afterward and he was on my card, along with Rodney and Beeman.
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Postby GDL17921 » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:04 pm

10up wrote:are you mad because you're a frisbee golfer or because you're married?


LOL :lol:
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Postby Like_Water » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:12 pm

This is a perfect thread for Melvins420
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Postby Abe Froman » Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:04 pm

stokley worked\produced for a porn production company years back. not sure if its still the case or not. but stay classy regardless..
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Postby 10up » Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:44 pm

wait is this something we're bashing guys for now? I was about to whip out the high-five emoticon
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Postby Like_Water » Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:49 pm

Abe Froman wrote:stokley worked\produced for a porn production company years back. not sure if its still the case or not. but stay classy regardless..


2nd largest adult novelty company. That's what Timmy gill told me. He makes dildos.
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Postby Abe Froman » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:15 pm

not bashing, just general hilarity all together. nothing i strive to be a part of for a career opportunity. to each his own
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Postby Sprague » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:16 pm

irban wrote:
GDL17921 wrote:Word on the street is back in the day Climo used to show up at the course with multiple strippers, whenever that fat tater salad eatin' f&cker gets done...... :lol:

Didn't Stokely take up with a stripper? Maybe he met her through Ken. I also heard he was doing porn, so maybe it's all rumor. He had a hotty with him back in the day, when he did the throwing clinic at Ewing.

edit: I meant throwing clinic at Walnut. Pretty fun, random draw doubles afterward and he was on my card, along with Rodney and Beeman.


Yeah, she was a tiny little gymnast...

I do believe that was in 2000 and I seem to recall my doubles partner Shane Stewart ripping through that course taking the win at -10. I'm guessing Stokely was throwing 350ft grenade shots and just screwing around (didn't play on his card) - I know that he was having some elbow problems and was on his way into retirement.

His clinic at Grandview was amazing - he fired off about five 450ft sidearm shots that all looked identical. I pulled up to practice putting in my suite and tie at lunch - Stokely is leaning up against his car waiting for Randy Bower to show up. I so excited I called in to work and told'em I was done for the day. That was the round when I realized you could actually throw grenade shots over 300ft (at least he could).
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Postby Sprague » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:28 pm

I checked his facebook page - pretty bare. :wink:

It would appear he does not do the facebook thing very often.

Wish he were still active playing! He was one of the nicest touring pro's, entertaining to watch, and he loved to teach.
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Re: Ron White disc golf joke

Postby 10up » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:44 pm

the more I hear about this green coffee the more convinced I'm becoming... settled through my own postal system... green... coffee

i'm gonna click it
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Re: Ron White disc golf joke

Postby GDL17921 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:34 pm

yeah hopefully the security on this new board is getting beefed up. Otherwise.....it sucks balls.
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