Some of these are kind of funny...

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Postby Discgo » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:12 pm

My printer won't let me print a black and white paper because it is low on color ink.
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Postby grodney » Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:31 am

I had to take vacation today because my company only lets me carry over 10 days.
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Postby Clue » Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:30 pm

I'm still laughing at having to get up to change the source on the TV...

I love the concept of this thread. It needs to be retitled though. But I now go all day thinking about this thread with every problem I run into, most of them being in the poker room. The TVs aren't in HD, the shuffle machine jams every once in awhile, the elevator takes forever! It's comical to listen to some of the complaints around the casino.
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Postby Dale Jordal » Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:56 am

We used the words " that takes care of a First World Problem " several times this Christmas when we were opening presents.

My wife opened a " Bake, Slice & Serve Brownie pan " ( the one with the individual metal dividers ) ... it was from my 6 year old grandaugher who told grandma ... " Now we won't have broken brownies and you don't have to waste time cutting them" ..... then oldest son proclaims ..."that will take care of a real first world problem ". Many gifts opened after that also got the same catch phrase.... also I don't know what we did before we had that electic nut chopper!
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Postby Grimm » Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:47 am

I was forced to change my password and now I have to think for a second before typing it in.
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Postby rightcunnin » Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:29 pm

It was really expensive to replace the tires on the SUV we pull behind our motorhome.
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Postby dx pete » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:46 am

i declined a cup of coffee at the in-laws x-mas because i would have had to get up and push the button on the Keurig [sp] myself. plus, i dont have that kind of time to wait for it to "brew".
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Postby jnecessary » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:05 pm

In case anyone doesn't know and gets bored often, that link in the first page is constantly changing so many lols to be had.
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Postby irban » Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:23 pm

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Postby Cydisc » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:40 pm

I left some Dean & DeLuca on the counter but the housekeeper must have thrown it out.
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Postby Clue » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:03 am

After playing credit card roulette to see who was going to pay for dinner, an argument ensued over who was actually going to call in the order. First world problem...
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Postby irban » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:04 am

Some funny t shirts and bumper stickers here...

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Rarely Make Me a Sandwich.
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Postby Furniss » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:19 pm

My gas tank was on E and I passed 3 gas stations but didn't stop cause gas was 13 cents cheaper down the road...first world problem


(my tank was below E when I got to the one I wanted lol)
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Postby Grimm » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:59 pm

My battery went out in my remote unlock so I had to use the key like an animal.
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Postby Cydisc » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:32 pm

Rednecks: Creating 3rd-World solutions to First World problems.
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