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Postby SARG27044 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:54 am

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/ ... ng_salvia/
This shit has me rolling...Stick with THE O-riginal, bud.
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Postby irban » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:29 pm

Some guy from Keokuk was stopped for a tail light a couple weeks ago. First thing he said was "I just killed my mom". Sure enough, bath salts. Good times, good times.
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Postby Cydisc » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:12 pm

Is there some guy out there whose job it is to figure out if smoking something will get you high? I can't imagine how it would occur to someone that it would be cool to smoke some calgon.
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Postby irban » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:47 pm

Cydisc wrote:Is there some guy out there whose job it is to figure out if smoking something will get you high? I can't imagine how it would occur to someone that it would be cool to smoke some calgon.

No but there are a lot of chemists out there whose job it is to construct new legal intoxicants, to sell at Quik Trip next to the rose in a test tube and shotgun shaped lighters.
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Postby Like_Water » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:32 am

Cydisc wrote:Is there some guy out there whose job it is to figure out if smoking something will get you high? I can't imagine how it would occur to someone that it would be cool to smoke some calgon.


I've always wondered the same thing about milk.
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Postby Cydisc » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:33 am

Like_Water wrote:
Cydisc wrote:Is there some guy out there whose job it is to figure out if smoking something will get you high? I can't imagine how it would occur to someone that it would be cool to smoke some calgon.


I've always wondered the same thing about milk.


Smoking milk is just dumb.
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Postby SARG27044 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:36 am

Cydisc wrote:
Like_Water wrote:
Cydisc wrote:Is there some guy out there whose job it is to figure out if smoking something will get you high? I can't imagine how it would occur to someone that it would be cool to smoke some calgon.


I've always wondered the same thing about milk.


Smoking milk is just dumb.
Snorting it, on the other hand....
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Postby 10up » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:41 am

honestly, milk suppositories are going to be the best way to get it.

No filtration and it doesn't have to pass through your digestive system. Just straight into the bloodstream.
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Postby SARG27044 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:44 am

AHH, I just got a good laugh after reading that
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Postby Cydisc » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:52 am

Come to think of it, they shut down a milk lab just south of ISU a few years ago.
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Postby 10up » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:55 pm

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Postby Steady 26542 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:17 pm

The article says she's 30. I thought she looked 50... Yikes.
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Postby geoffreylaw » Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:07 am

Steady 26542 wrote:The article says she's 30. I thought she looked 50... Yikes.


Yeah. That must be a typo.
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Postby Dale Jordal » Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:45 pm

geoffreylaw wrote:
Steady 26542 wrote:The article says she's 30. I thought she looked 50... Yikes.


Yeah. That must be a typo.


Hey ... Hey .... Don't be saying that ....50 year old women look better than that.
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Postby GDL17921 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:00 am

geoffreylaw wrote:
Steady 26542 wrote:The article says she's 30. I thought she looked 50... Yikes.


Yeah. That must be a typo.


yeah, her birthdate of 1981 is a probably typo too on iowacourtsonline :lol:
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