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Postby Bradbalk » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:06 pm

Type in the word "failure" into a google search engine, in fact you can use the one on the side of this page if you like. It is the most hilariously accurate search ever.
Is this the line for the beer, or the line for the coupons for the beer?
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Postby Lou Siffer » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:42 am

Just saw that last night. So true. In that vein, here's some other interesting points:

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

* Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

* Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

* A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national
corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

* The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

* If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

* A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their
cooperation and money.

* Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

* HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart, as do oil companies.

* Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

* A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy. :

* What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

* Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

* The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

* Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
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Postby flyinplastic23 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:48 am

Amen. preach on preacha man!
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Postby Abe Froman » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:52 am

President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touche.
--An exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006
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Postby Abe Froman » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:58 am

see if you can tell em apart http://www.bushorchimp.com/pics.html
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Postby flyinplastic23 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:02 am

10up- tell your brazilian joke...


its a doozy but i dont wanna steal it from him.
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Postby 10up » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:07 am

you go ahead... I have a headache.
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Postby GDL17921 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:22 am

I would too, if I wore biker pants like yours.

I'll tell it.

White House Chief of Staff tells Bush that a couple Brazilian-American soldiers had been killed in Iraq.

GW asks-----how many is a brazilian?
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Postby flyinplastic23 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:29 am

you left a bunch out but you get the point
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