I've got a train horn that'll do the trick =) I need to get it from DSM.
It'll be more organized than usual, but I think it's worth trying. 64 people doesn't include any extra subs.
Some sort of assigned, rotating start holes, and one horn blast to start play, 6pm (or 6:05?) on your hole. Maybe we make scorecards in advance, and hand them out to top of card with assigned starting hole for the next week. Yes, I am willing to personally write out scorecards.
I'm also going to produce a yard sign that declares something like, "League in session, 6pm. Expect long waits; no playing-through. You are likely to get a round in faster if you drive to a nearby course."
Also, I hope Wycoff is recovering well. He was almost carted off Shaver. Hopefully back in shape for the start of the season!