ACE FUND! And with short holes and unlimited mulligans, there will be aces.
The ace fund is going to be different this year. It's $3 to get in. Everybody who aces goes in a drawing for all the cash in the ace fund to a single winner. If you get 4 aces, you get your name in the drawing 4 times. Here's the cool part: You can multiply your chances by buying into the ace fund multiple times. So, if you buy in 4 times ($3 x 4 = $12 ace fund fee) and you get 4 aces, then you will get your name in the ace fund drawing 16 times.
Clear as mud?