A man enters a bar & orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail & then
asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "162" & the robot proceeds to make conversation
about global warming factors, quantum physics & spirituality,
biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
nanotechnology & sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed & thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around&
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink & asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man
"about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns &
women's body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar & decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out & returns; the robot serves him &
asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
The robot says... real slowly, "So.. how.. bout.. them..