Where is the Natalie Bulbous body-paint chatter? Holy smokes. Did I miss it somewhere?
My take on the 3 "athletes" in body paint:
- Bulbous - Wow. Her face is a bit mannish and she sorta looks like a tramp, but otherwise is outstanding. Other-worldly almost.
- Alex the pink-bra soccer chick - Uhhh, what's up dude? She's damn fine looking, but Clue has (hell FAUSCH has) a bigger chest. Much better with her clothes on. Although, you know, the backside assets aren't horrible in paint. She's so young I feel a bit "Wield" even looking at it.
- The other chick - Pretty much "ew". Amorphous pancakes all over. That's all I got.
Oddly, the print photos appear to be more "to the point" than the online stuff. Almost like they rounded them all off for the online -- certainly not in print though. Weird.
Hilariously, I looked at all 10 Bulbous online pics yesterday, and it wasn't until staring at my print edition last night that I realized those polka-dots on her suit are golf balls. Duhhhhhhh.