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Postby dischawk » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:53 pm

whatever you say
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Postby puppetmaster » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:08 pm

Chess is the fundamental blueprint for all violent games, and thus the coolest, most suave game ever. For instance, you can pretend that the bishop is a postal worker and then go around killing pawns with it. Or, you can pretend that the queen is a prostitute and have the knight “execute” her. Or you can just take your rook and stab someone in the eye with it.

If we’re going to promote violence, let’s do it right.


wipe your ass on your opponents self esteem

Now that’s what I call a game.
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Postby z-man » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:40 pm

I want to get a vending machine with fun sized candy bars...and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
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